Get Thee Beind Me, Doughnut!

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Abandonment Issues

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Thursday, June 24, 2010 at 4:57 AM filed under Diet & Nutrition postings

Of all the men I’ve wanted in my life, Will Power is the one that has eluded me the most. Will Power is a player, hanging around while everything is going well. Then at the first sign of trouble, he bolts, leaving me helpless to resist my urges. He can’t even spend the holidays with me; in fact, he flies to his summer villa in Maui during the winter and never invites me to come along. So, there I am-left in the cold with soft, over-sized winter clothing to keep me warm-the kind that understands, that stretches and expands with my mood. Those clothes pretend to be my BFF, yet as the sun begins to shine more and the mercury rises, my best friend forever has gone astray. In an instant, spring has given way to summer and I am left looking like a bratwurst in a bra and panties. Yes, Will Power has eluded me, left me bulging and bitching because the clothes in my closet are either too tight or makes me look like I am nine-months pregnant!


-M. A.


March 13, 2010

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